Adult Friendships:

Ghosted by Susan (Again)

You know what’s harder than finding a decent bra after 45? Maintaining adult friendships. Especially with Susan. You know Susan—planner of brunches she never shows up to, queen of vague texts like “Let’s catch up soon!” (Translation: never), and the undisputed world champion of ghosting.

I swear, I’ve seen actual ghosts more frequently than I’ve heard fr…