Bone Density Test Said...

‘LOL’—Now What?

Welp. Turns out my bones are living their best life… in early retirement.

I went in expecting a gentle reminder to add some leafy greens. Instead? My DEXA scan basically lit a cigarette, patted me on the head, and whispered, “Good luck, brittle bitch.”

You ever have a machine silently judge you? That’s the DEXA experience. It doesn’t yell. It doesn’t scol…