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Boobs Down, Mood Swings Up: Midlife is Wild

Gravity’s rude, hormones are feral, and I just cried over a cat food commercial.

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
Apr 03, 2025
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There comes a moment in every Gen X woman’s life where she looks in the mirror and thinks:
“When did my boobs start auditioning for a role as knee warmers?”

Add in the random mood swings, a newfound intolerance for loud chewing, and a waistline that seems to be plotting against you… and congrats! You’re officially in midlife madness, where everything shif…

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