Listen. I’m all for movement. Stretching. Strength. That post-workout glow that makes you feel like a slightly damp goddess.
But burpees?
In this economy?
With these knees?
During a hormonal uprising?
Get all the way out of here.
You want me to hurl myself to the ground and then bounce back up like a caffeinated gazelle—while my boobs, bladder, and dignity al…
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