The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

Gray Hair, Don’t Care (Until It’s In Your Eyebrows)

Midlife is full of surprises—and not always the good kind.

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN
Apr 02, 2025
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There’s a moment—usually somewhere between your second cup of coffee and your third existential crisis—when you lean in close to the mirror and realize…

Your eyebrows are going gray.
Not your scalp. Not your roots.
Your damn eyebrows.

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Photo by Kateryna Hliznitsova on Unsplash

And not like, elegant silver streaks either.
Nope. It’s one wiry, rebellious, Gandal…

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