I Accept Myself, Except for...
...That One Weird Arm Flap Thing
I’m all for body positivity.
Radical self-love? Preach.
Mirror affirmations? I’ve got sticky notes like a damn CVS receipt.
But let’s be real: I’m still side-eying that one weird arm flap thing that showed up one day like, “Hey girl, I’m here to jiggle even when you're not moving.”
Like—who invited you?
Some days, I’m at peac…

