I Blacked Out in the Snack Aisle Again
Send Chocolate.
I walked in for bananas.
I left with:
Two family-size bags of kettle chips
A box of “limited edition” Oreos (that I opened in the car)
Chocolate-covered almonds I don’t even like
No bananas
Somewhere between the frozen peas and the gluten-free muffins, I blacked out. Again.
This is not about willpower. It’s about survival. Mi…
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