The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

I Danced in My Kitchen Instead of Doing Cardio.

Still Count It.

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
Sep 04, 2025
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Last night, I told myself I “should” get in a workout. You know—cardio, squats, something structured and sensible.

But instead? I turned up the music, padded barefoot across the kitchen tiles, and let my hips take over while the pasta water boiled.

a blurry photo of a woman holding a knife
Photo by Milo Weiler on Unsplash

It wasn’t cardio. It wasn’t a plan. But my body buzzed, my cheeks flushed, a…

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