I Farted in a Meeting.

It’s the Hormones.

Welcome to the glamorous world of perimenopause.

Let’s just get right to it.

There I was—camera on, microphone hot, pretending to be a polished professional on Zoom—when my body betrayed me in the most unforgiving way.

I farted. Audibly. During a client meeting.

And no, I couldn’t pass it off as a squeaky chair. This was not a “maybe they didn’t notice” sit…