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I Moisturized Today.

Please Compliment Me.

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
Aug 05, 2025
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I slathered on the fancy stuff.

The good lotion. The kind I have to shake first.
The one that smells like money, honey, and a hint of hope.

Clarins cream soft-tube
Photo by Collins Lesulie on Unsplash

I moisturized my legs, elbows, neck, and even that weird patch behind my knee that feels like crepe paper now.
I know it’s TMI - I moisturized my vulva, thank you very much.
Because me…

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