The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

If Kale Is the Answer,

I’d Rather Be Tired

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN's avatar
Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN
May 15, 2025
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At this point in my life, I’ve accepted a few things: my neck has opinions, my energy has a curfew, and my boobs can predict the weather. What I won’t accept? The idea that kale is the answer to all of life’s midlife problems.

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Feeling tired? Kale.
Hot flashes? Kale.
Libido in witness protection? Kale.
Mood swings so stro…

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