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If Kale Is the Answer,

If Kale Is the Answer,

I’d Rather Be Tired

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
May 15, 2025
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If Kale Is the Answer,
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At this point in my life, I’ve accepted a few things: my neck has opinions, my energy has a curfew, and my boobs can predict the weather. What I won’t accept? The idea that kale is the answer to all of life’s midlife problems.

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Feeling tired? Kale.
Hot flashes? Kale.
Libido in witness protection? Kale.
Mood swings so stro…

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