Midlife Dreams
Featuring Weird Teeth Falling Out and the Ex Who Ghosted You in 1998
Your subconscious called. She’s unhinged.
Last night, I dreamt that my teeth crumbled into my hands like stale cookies. The night before that? I was making out with someone who ghosted me in 1998 and now sells supplements on Instagram. I woke up and whispered, “What the actual hell?” into the darkness.
Welcome to midlife dreaming — a.k.a. REM Theater: Hot…