Midlife Gratitude List:

Wine, Sweatpants, and a Locked Bathroom Door

Let’s take a moment and give thanks.
Not for our youthful metabolism or perky boobs—those traitors left the building years ago.
No, I’m talking about the real unsung heroes of midlife.

Because gratitude in perimenopause isn’t about vision boards and high vibes.
It’s about survival. And sometimes, that survival looks like hiding in the bathroom with your pho…