Midlife is Just Puberty in Reverse
—Now With More Paperwork
Remember puberty?
We got acne, hormones, emotional whiplash, and sex ed taught by someone who called vaginas “down there.”
Now, welcome to reverse puberty: chin hairs, hot flashes, hormonal chaos, and a full inbox reminding you to book your next pelvic exam. Growth.
Only this time, you don’t get a summer break—you get …