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Wine is Not a Fruit Group (Apparently)

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
May 14, 2025
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I regret to inform you that wine is—despite my passionate protests—not a fruit group. I mean, it’s made from grapes. Grapes are fruit. Fruit is healthy. Therefore, wine = health, right?

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Wrong. According to nutrition experts, medical professionals, and that one judgy almond mom on Instagram, wine doesn’t count. Apparently, …

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