Midlife Mood Ring:

I’m One Eye Twitch Away from Losing It

I used to think mood swings were for teenagers.
Now, I'm one "can you calm down?" away from throwing a decorative pillow across the room like it’s a javelin.

Photo by Marlon Aust on Unsplash

One minute I’m fine.
The next, I’m crying over a dog food commercial, rage-cleaning the fridge, and plotting my villain origin story because someone breathed too loudly.