Midlife Mood Ring:

Hungry, Angry, or Just Hormonal?

I need a mood ring.
Not the cute '90s kind that turns blue when you’re “calm” (LOL), but one that flashes:

🔴 "Hungry"
🟠 "Sleep-deprived rage goblin"
🟣 "Hot flash incoming—clear the area"
⚫ "Cried in the pantry over a granola bar"

Because some days? I truly don’t know if I’m about to burst into tears, eat a family-size lasagna, or finally text my ex that th…