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Midlife: The Plot Twist No One Warned Us About

Midlife: The Plot Twist No One Warned Us About

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
Mar 05, 2025
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Midlife: The Plot Twist No One Warned Us About
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Ah, midlife. That magical time when you finally have the confidence to stop caring what people think—right as your body starts falling apart. It’s like the universe decided, “Hey, you’ve made it this far! Here’s some joint pain, hormonal chaos, and the ability to injure yourself while sleeping.”

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