Midlife Workout =

Picking Up Something You Dropped Without Dying

Remember when you used to drop something, bend down, and… that was it?
No drama. No strategy. No pre-movement prayer to the Goddess of Core Stability?

Yeah. Good times.

These days?
Dropping a pen feels like an event. You pause. You scan for witnesses. You plan the descent like you're about to deadlift a Volkswagen. Because once you’re down there, there’s no…