The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

Perimenopause Heart Palpitations

Not the Love You Were Hoping For

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN
Feb 04, 2025
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So, there you are, minding your own business, sipping on what you thought was your harmless third cup of coffee, when suddenly—boom-boom-pow goes your heart like it just spotted its celebrity crush. Except, surprise! It’s not Ryan Gosling causing the commotion. Nope. It’s menopause. Because, of course it is.

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