So Tired You Could Sleep Standing?

Welcome to Midlife.

There’s tired… and then there’s menopause tired.
The kind where you're staring at a wall wondering what day it is, and why you’re holding a spoon in the laundry room.

If you’ve ever fantasized about napping on the floor of Costco, congratulations—you’re officially in the club.

I used to think being tired meant I needed a nap.
Now? I’m one yawn away from fac…