The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

Spanx, Sweat, and Sexy

Can They Coexist?

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS
Apr 17, 2025
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Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re wearing Spanx in a hot flash, you’re basically baking your own thighs at 375° for 45 minutes.

No shame—we’ve all been there. That moment when you think, “I want to look snatched,” so you shimmy into a glorified elastic prison. Ten minutes later, you’re sweating in places you didn’t know had sweat glands, your organ…

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