The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

The Midlife Weight Gain Mystery

(Spoiler: It’s Not a Mystery)

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN's avatar
Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN
Feb 19, 2025
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Ah yes, menopause and weight gain—the dynamic duo no one asked for. One day your jeans fit, the next they’re auditioning as compression garments. And let’s not even talk about how your stomach decided to expand like it’s storing snacks for winter.

But here’s the thing: this isn’t some great unsolved mystery. Your body isn’t betraying you—it’s just follow…

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