Turns Out, Gratitude Works Better

Than Vaginal Botox (Probably)

I was doomscrolling again—this time down a rabbit hole of “midlife makeover” ads—and there it was: Vaginal Botox.

Because apparently, nothing says empowerment like paralyzing your pelvic floor so your vagina can finally “relax and enjoy herself.”

Let me be clear: I’m not anti-Botox. If you want to freeze your forehead, go for it. But injecting Botox down …