The Menopausal Minute

The Menopausal Minute

Your Cellulite is Not a Crime Scene

Put the yellow tape away

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Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS IFN
Apr 10, 2025
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Can we stop treating cellulite like it’s a forensic emergency? Like, ma’am, those dimples on your thighs are not a clue in a murder investigation. No one is calling CSI: Miami to investigate the “scene of the cellulite.”

It's skin. It's fat. It's NORMAL.
And it’s been villainized harder than a woman aging in Hollywood.

woman in black bikini standing beside red wall
Photo by Womanizer Toys on Unsplash

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