Archive - The Menopausal Minute

Solo Sex Isn’t Sad

Aug 14 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

My Hair’s Thinner,

My Confidence Is Not.

Aug 13 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

Why Are My Nails Splitting Like Bad Exes?

I swear my nails staged a midlife coup.

Aug 12 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

I Tried to Talk Dirty

and Said ‘Groceries’ by Mistake

Aug 7 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

Why Is My Hair Shedding Like Autumn Leaves?

It started with the drain.

Aug 6 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

I Moisturized Today.

Please Compliment Me.

Aug 5 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

July 2025

I Scheduled Sex - Got a Migraine.

Then Did It Anyway.

Jul 31 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

My Energy’s Coming Back

And I Don’t Trust It Yet

Jul 30 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

I Took My Scale to the Curb.

We’re in a Trial Separation.

Jul 29 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

My Stretch Marks Have Better Stories

Than Most Men I’ve Dated

Jul 24 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

I Accept Myself, Except for...

...That One Weird Arm Flap Thing

Jul 23 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

My Metabolism’s in Witness Protection

(…and I’d like a forwarding address)

Jul 22 •

Allie Theiss, MSc CSC ABS

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